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FAQ's

Where are you located?

US-based, printed domestically.

We've got printers in Florida and Texas—because quality's one thing we don't half-ass. For international members, we've partnered with printers around the globe so your order gets to you without you having to think about it. That's kind of our whole thing.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Worldwide.

Half effort club members exist everywhere, and we're not about to leave them hanging. Shipping rates vary by location—check the shipping policy for the boring details so you don't have to email us about it later. We appreciate that.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Always.

Once your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can obsessively refresh the page from bed. We support that energy.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft stuff. Cozy stuff.

The kind you can wear all day whether you're doing a lot, a little, or somewhere in between. We use quality, comfortable materials because half effort still deserves full comfort.

Free Shipping

On orders over $75. We did the math so you don't have to.

Secure Checkout

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Premium Soft Cotton

Soft enough to nap in. Sturdy enough for whatever else you manage.

Easy 30-Day Returns

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